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I kissed thee ere I killed thee no way but this, killing myself to die upon a kiss.
As for me, I honestly think most vampire books out there are piss poor with a overused concept. Hell, I came across a series that was almost exactly like the Anita Blake ones. It even had Blah Blah: Vampire Slayer on the binding like the Anita Blake ones do. I was seriously like wtf and threw it across the room after three chapters. As for Anita, no, she needs to end it. Everyone has either become a Mary Sue or a complete emo/whinebag. There is no plot anymore (okay, good plot). It's all smut.
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I kissed thee ere I killed thee no way but this, killing myself to die upon a kiss.
Anne Rice is always classic along with Dracula. If you wanted big, bad vampires, check out Nercoscope. Very detailed like Anne Rice.
As for movies, Vampire Hunter D, Interview With a Vampire (QotD is only good until you read the book), Dracula with Bela Legosi, Underworld. Mr. Vampire is good in the cheesy way. Definitly worth watching though.
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I kissed thee ere I killed thee no way but this, killing myself to die upon a kiss.
btw merry x mas!
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I kissed thee ere I killed thee no way but this, killing myself to die upon a kiss.
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